A butterfly in Australia is flapping it's wings. The resulting rush of air causes a cat to rush inside it's house, and in the process of doing this, kicks dirt onto the meat the homeowner just finished grilling. The resulting grit in his meat causes him to get sick. Instead of staying home as he should have, he went to work the next day, at the Australian space agency. In the control room, he sneezed at the wring time, leading to the separation of two boosters occurring at the worst possible time-- AFTER they had ignited. This catastrophic failure blows the rocket into billions of pieces, big and small, some with engines still blazing. Most of the pieces hit the edge of a large ice mountain, bringing it crashing down into the frigid Antarctic Ocean, thereby raising sea levels.
Long story short-- the beach has moved inland, and now you can drive to Brannon Crossing for the best local beaches.
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