Assignment 13 - Alex Warren

You know what I hate doing? Spending money. But do you know what I love? Buying stuff. Yes I love shopping, especially for clothes, and no I am not a girl nor gay, clothing is just one of my many interests. See most of the money I have I work for, but on the other hand most of the money I spend comes right out of mi padre’s pocket. It’s so easy to get money from parents. “Hey Dad I need lunch money!” and boom there $50 in my hand, and maybe it just so happens that $20 of it goes towards my weekly sock purchase. When it comes to buying other things it’s the same story. Whenever I buy Starbucks it is always for another person (and it is always a grande because I’m cheap), but when I get myself Starbucks it is a Venti, a cake pop, and usually a nice slice on banana chocolate chip bread, and I make my parents pay for it. So I guess what I am trying to say is while you’re a kid keep all of your money for yourself and mooch off your parents, but when push comes to shove and you’re an adult, man-up and pay for everything yourself and be a real adult and don’t mooch anymore. Man I hope that was satire, but if it wasn’t whatever