Wes Grigsby Neighbor

Who is my neighbor? I do not really know. He is a shy man, with a chattering family. He likes to mow his lawn, wash his car, does many chores around his house. He seems to really take an interest in appearances, at least for his house and car. He seems to like animals, for he has two dogs, the most annoying creatures in the area. He is nothing like his wife and daughter, who seem to talk constantly and like to throw parties where I suspect that the man sneaks away to do something more comforting. He likes rock and roll, and not the kind that is worth listening to. He listens to the crappy hair bands from the Eighties, like Kiss and crap like that. Would I be friends with the man, I doubt it, but who knows. I do hope that he turns off his crappy music when he washes his car, because that annoys everyone in the surrounding area.