Assignment 13

Here in America, eating healthy is nearly impossible. Health and whole food stores are entirely too expensive. It’s insane. That’s why us Americans have decided that the processed, greasy, unnatural, and toxin filled foods at fast food restaurants are a much better option. The food tastes so much better and is super cheap, which outweighs the heart problems, diabetes, and obesity issues we have. In fact, fast food restaurants should start selling their grease to us not only in the form of crispy sticks and between buns but as a warm and filling drink! This way we could ingest the tasty goodness much faster. All those health freaks with their smoothies and juices which absorb the nutrients “faster” don’t realize they’d be missing out on the same thing! Only grease drinks would taste better and wouldn’t be that nasty green color. All of the leafy greens and juicy fruits they eat are disgusting and completely unappealing.  This idea could change America for the better.