Assignment 13

 Fifteen months ago, I was just a girl with feelings, dreams and aspirations. But in the time of metamorphosis, I transformed from a unique, beautiful individual into a hot commodity. My aunt even told me I had transformed from the innocent girl who played with Barbie into Barbie herself. I was flattered. Who cares about employment and self-worth when you can just have excesses of fat on certain parts of the body? I mean, look at me—I'm such a lovely piece of objectification for adolescent boys' sexual frustration and voyeurism, just like Kim Kardashian. Oh, but I could only wish I was as coveted a piece of eye candy as she! She is a true role model for the ages, as timeless and non-decomposing as a piece of plastic itself. Why look to people like Margaret Thatcher and Eleanor Roosevelt? Ridiculous. Let's take some advice from one of America's greatest writers, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and his masterful book, The Great Gatsby. “I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” I mean, honestly... why be a self-sustaining and beautifully educated person? Take all the other words out and just be beautiful. That's what society tells us all to do, anyways. And if you're really worried about your livelihood? Just find a sugar daddy! Kim Kardashian did that, too.