Had I remembered about my blog post earlier
this evening, I probably would have considered writing an observational
humorist piece, but sadly I am unable (at this hour) to expend the necessary
time and energy in order to do the piece justice. So, I guess I’ll decline to
writing about what I would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Firstly, (having watched some of I am Legend earlier tonight), I would
find a way to power my house by installing generators. I would also (like
Robert Neville) set up UV light projectors to keep the zombies away if they
happen to be afraid of light. The next thing to do would be to gather all the
food and water I could, and I guess I would have to obtain some guns
(regretfully). Supposing I become the only non-infected living human that I
know of, I would keep my animals close. Dogs and horses could be very helpful
against zombies, not to mention that they would be great companions. I would
also make sure I have easy access to gasoline so I could drive anywhere.
Honestly I have never thought about what I
would do during the zombie apocalypse, but I’d like to think I could outsmart
those darn zombies and maybe some of my human counterparts, too.
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