Thursday, October 31, 2013

My Neighbor Plan Failed - Haven

   Well, now don't I just feel embarrassed. My plan was to wait until Halloween to analyze my neighbor based off of his costume. Unfortunately it back fired as most of my classmates, him included. So it's with a heavy heart I admit I don't know a lot about Sir David. But I do propose this; he's psychic and secretly planning to take over the world. 
   My suspicions come from his mannerisms. I have never seen David panic about anything. Nor, no matter what non-sequitur happens to be spouted out for the day, does he ever seem to be surprised. Maybe amused, but that's debatable. The main point is David always has an appearance of control. One could say (ohh, I don't know) it's like he reads your mind. Or can predict the future. 
   Truth be told, I don't know much else about him. The characteristic that sticks out most is that he gets good grades - great grades, even. Which, in turn, could suggest a fine priority in his educational career . . . OR HE DIVINED ALL THE ANSWERS. WITH HIS MIND!
   I see the color purple with him, for that's the color I associated with psychic abilities. Particularly a maroon-ish purple with more of red influence, like this. 
   The animal question is a bit harder, since nothing really comes to mind. I'll have to settle for a horse. Kentucky, after all. 
   And finally, finally I can warn everyone. David is going to have a major power in five years. I don't have the same powers as him, so I can't divine on what scale his influence will be, but I have the unnerving feeling that it will be a stepping stone towards transcending into a new plane of existence.
   We're all players in this game, and I warned you.

   *I don't actually think David has malicious intentions for his potentially non-existent physic powers. I do believe he will succeed in what ever plan he puts his mind to. Happy Halloween you beautiful lunatics. 
   

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