Assignment 10: Scary-Wes Grigsby

What scares me most? Let me think. I believe, nay, think that the thing, the very thing that I, myself, fear the most is spiders. Is it irrational, no. Is it sad, no. Is it sad for the spiders, yes. Innocent devils, they are. There is a reason that I don't let a pet tarantula rub up against my dinner guests, or that there are pet spiders in every household. It is because, that no matter how innocent or good they are for the environment, or how much they do for us, they are nasty, disgusting creatures. They stare straight into your soul, and they are not just hairy crabs that spin webs. There is a natural fear of spiders in the human psych, they are just repulsive. What is most scary about them is they do sometimes chase you, which is the most god-awful nightmare every devised. Guess what's even scarier, that weirdos somewhere in south america or central america de-fang tarantulas, let their children play with them, then they deep fry them and eat them. I don't even want to think about it.