Assignment 12-make up

Decorative statue/fountain thingy that sits in my backyard. 

This statue is a guardian of the backyard. Nothing gets past him. He watches over everything that goes on back there. Every day he encounters kids running, playing, and screaming at the top of their lungs. He does not mind this harmless play, but if one of them turns destructive, they may just take a tumble. He watches over the animals that enter his yard. He permits only one certain dog to do his business there. He won't let any other dog on his property that doesn't reside in the owners' household. During times of heavy downpour, he protects items in the yard from being swept away from the malicious, raging creek behind him. He stands solid, never taking his eye off his property.