Assignment 13

You know what I like? Independence. Just like the Declaration of Independence which formed this great nation, I don't need my government to tell me how to take care of myself. Why would I want Uncle Sam interfering in MY life choices? So what if I can get insurance for cheaper? I don't need the government. In fact, one of my favorite hobbies is going head to head with giant insurance companies to negotiate my own rate. I'm financially secure, anyway, and even if I weren't, I wouldn't need help paying for insurance. With so many options, why would I? I could always become a drug mule, prostitute myself, sell my organs on the black market...so many different possibilities!