If I become famous, one of the things I am going to look
forward to most is the paparazzi. I can't wait to have my privacy invaded, and
to be harassed when I am trying to leave my house, or to spend time with my
family or even my friends from high school. I can't wait for people to follow
me around, where ever I go and to whatever I do. I am so ready for the days when I know I can't
go out in public without being photographed. Of course I'm also ready for
everyone who reads magazines and online articles to know everything about every
relationship I ever have, and to have hundreds if not thousands of people bet
against each other about how long my relationships will last. I can't wait to
be harassed by individuals who think they are my "biggest fan," who
will chase me down just to get my picture, even when I am obviously busy. I
anxiously await the days when everybody knows everything about my life, the
good and the bad that, if I were normal, nobody would even care about.
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