Sunday, September 29, 2013

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

1. What is the best piece of advice you've ever received? Name the person who gave you the advice and explain how it affected you.

2. Do you have any hidden talents? If not, what do you wish was your hidden talent?

3. What’s something you know you do differently than most people?

Honestly, I don’t love any of these prompts. Funny because I came up with them, right? I’ll answer to #3 because I don’t mind letting people know how weird I am. I assume when most people eat pizza they start at the tip and finish with the crust. They leave the toppings on so their mouth can enjoy an explosion of Italian goodness. I, on the other hand, pick all the toppings off first- mushrooms, pepperoni, green peppers, sausage, onions- everything. I eat these ingredients separately (oh my goodness, I’m craving mushrooms right now). Next, I peel the cheese off and sort of roll it up into a ball and eat all that greasy goodness just like that. Then, I lick the pizza sauce off (Note: I realize this is disgusting and displeasing to the eye so I try to refrain from doing this in public places with judgmental people around). That means the only thing left is the dough which I then eat like a normal person, from tip to crust. There is no better way to do it.



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